Called Out: The World’s Ugliest Buildings

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Wellington Parliament Building: 111 Emergency

Coming together to point out the ugly.

UGLY IS IN. There’s the ugliest dog, the worst pizza, the ugliest river… Finding the worst of something is like winning a popularity contest. It gives you a story to tell, makes people laugh, crowns you undisputed leader in the game of one-up-manship.

Over at Virtual Tourist, they’ve got a list of editors’ and readers’ ugliest buildings for the year 2009, with the Morris A. Mechanic Theater in Baltimore, the Zizkov TV Building in Prague, and the Parliament Building in Wellington coming in first, second, and third place, respectively.

Flickr Loves Ugly Buildings Too

There are ugly architecture hunters, and they form groups. Flickr has dozens, including this photo pool by indie Brooklyn-based live-on-the-cheap online magazine Brokelyn, plus other groups called bad architecture, ugly architecture, and Eyesore.

But what makes a building ugly? Asymmetry? Buildings that don’t look like our expectations of buildings? Chaos, looking like a spaceship, and not fitting in with local surroundings are criteria that seem to figure strongly.

Chilean Congress Building: felixion

Memory Burn

Whether you can see the beauty in an off-kilter, unusual, nontraditional architectural style or not is largely based on taste. But it can also prove useful.

During a recent trip to Valparaíso, Chile, I got disoriented on my way to the bus station and stopped someone to ask for directions. He wasn’t from the city, and wasn’t sure where to point me.

“It’s opposite the Congress, I said.” “Oh,” he said, now sure of the direction, because the Chilean National Congress building is a real standout, blending not at all with the pastel-colored houses on the hillside behind it.

Eyesore or landmark, these buildings are nothing if not memorable.

Got a building you love to hate? Tell us about it in the comments.

Community Connection

Eat the ugly with Matador Pulse’s Ugly Fruit Makes European Comeback. There’s also Matador Sports editor Adam Roy’s Chicago for the Architecture Buff (not ugly).


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About the Author

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Eileen Smith is an ex-Brooklynite who's made a life in Santiago, Chile. She's a fluent Spanish speaker who can be found biking, hiking, writing, photographing and/or seeking good coffee and nibbles at most hours of the day. She blogs here.

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  • Matt Scott replied on February 8, 2010

    The new ’skyscraper’(20 floors) in Paris, close to Notre Dame it sticks out terribly!

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  • Marie replied on February 8, 2010

    So proud to have a building that made 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd place. We lovingly call it, “The Beehive”.

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  • Spurt Magoo replied on May 30, 2010

    You’ve got it slightly wrong with regards to New Zealand’s Beehive. While it is undoubtedly an absolute eyesore it’s not actually the country’s Parliament. It is the executive wing, with the actually quite attractive Edwardian parliament building adjacent to it. This Parliament building was only originally half-built, and when it came time to complete it during the 1960’s the government decided they’d build something more “modern” instead. Ah… the wonders of post-modernist thinking.

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